@warandpeas Comic by War and Peas, P1: Death sits on a park bench reading a newspaper, Dog sits on the grass nearby. Death reads: "New studies show people with dogs are happier."
P2: Close-up of Death reading "Experts also agree that you should give dogs the 'juicy bones of the freshly deceased.'"
P3: Wide shot of Death reading and dog sitting on the grass, both silent.
P4: Death closes the news, looks at Dog, and asks "Did you write this?". Dog is still, silent, and looking away from Death.