tbh I think it would've been funnier if apple announced...

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tbh I think it would've been funnier if apple announced they're discontinuing leather and introducing all new materials that are even worse for the environment

A lineup of iPhone cases. From left to right: styrofoam, CFC-infused, glitter bomb, single-use, endangered tree wood, liquid mercury

Like 17 Sep 2023 at 18:39 | Open on hachyderm.io

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¡a!n

@samhenrigold I want mine in teflon

17 Sep 2023 at 18:42 | Open on kolektiva.social

Collin Allen

@samhenrigold Antenna bands made of Cobalt-60, with chamfered edges

17 Sep 2023 at 18:49 | Open on hachyderm.io

⍼ Rogelin :rocinante:

@samhenrigold Where is Asbestos Snow case?

17 Sep 2023 at 20:30 | Open on mastodon.social

Justin Derrick

@samhenrigold Conspicuously absent: Depleted Uranium…. It’s more valuable than titanium! :D

17 Sep 2023 at 20:52 | Open on mstdn.ca

Sam Gross

@samhenrigold “liquid mercury protects your iPhone from theft by ensuring the death of anyone bold enough to touch it”

17 Sep 2023 at 21:40 | Open on mastodon.social

kcǃ

@samhenrigold 😂

18 Sep 2023 at 1:55 | Open on mastodon.social

Jon

@samhenrigold I'd go crazy over an all lead case!

18 Sep 2023 at 2:03 | Open on mastodon.social

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