@warandpeas
Hooded Death is sitting on a bench, reading a newspaper, scythe leaning against a tree behind them. Brown dog is lying on the grass nearby.
P1: Death: New studies show people with dogs are happier.
P2: Death: Experts also agree that you should give dogs the "juicy bones of the freshly deceased".
P4: Death [puts down newspaper, looks at dog]: Did you write this?