@Gargron come on

@Gargron Corporations trying to be funny either goes really well, or really, really badly.

@Gargron An Apple event cringe? Never. 😂

@Gargron
what ?
did they disclose a lifesize apple logo made out of platinum with steves hands on it and sell it for 100.000.000 $ each ?

@Gargron Super shiny, well-executed cringe.

@Gargron “You know what’s better than a status report…? A skit!”

@Gargron Par for course since Cook took over

@Gargron I hope someday we get to the point where not doing these things is cringe.

@Gargron So, mother nature made a factor 1000 error in her judgement.....

Whatever Apple says.... It has so much money.... they are definately obliged to act green, due to that bank account.
#carboncredits
#climatecrisis

@Gargron that was quick

@Gargron #1 Boomer Event.

@Gargron
Until Tim Apple wears a black Armani turtleneck, I refuse to watch.

@Gargron

"Wow, my watch is 30% faster?!??! think of how much more I can do in a day!!"

- Fanbois, probably

@Gargron Tradition, really.

@Gargron don’t do this

@Gargron

Tradition upheld then.

@Gargron sound levels were terrible between transitions. They could’ve hired a random 10 year old YouTuber and had better results.

@Gargron

Huh. No iphone SE update? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@Gargron Isn't every one of these product launch events?

@Gargron I actually enjoyed it.

@Gargron Watching it at 4am AEST, (due to not being able to get back to sleep, not fandom) and it was certainly very underwhelming. The moment Tim Cook said only two devices in his intro, my eyes got heavier.