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Low Quality Facts

Trying my hardest to make more friends on here. Please boost to help me socialize. My hobbies include:

-putting snakes in my neighbor's mailbox to help him overcome his fear of finding a snake in his mailbox.

-learning Russian so I can write authentic Crime and Punishment fan fiction.

-editing Matt Damon's Wikipedia page to state that Matt Damon was responsible for preventing Y2K.

-trying to get unbanned from Wikipedia.

33 comments
KlingonHipster

@lowqualityfacts thank you for spreading the good word about actor/system administrator matt damon. he saved us all

T.S. Aguilar

@lowqualityfacts
Boosting Low Quality Facts? It's my pleasure. 🙂 😀 😅 😂

𝖆𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔴 :enby_rebel:

@lowqualityfacts
-Do you like piña coladas?

-And getting caught in the rain?

-How do you feel about yoga?

bioluminescently

@lowqualityfacts I'm specifically picturing the Matt Damon puppet from Team America: World Police and I hope Wikipedia will honour that as his profile photo in this sacred context.

Galbinus Caeli 🌯

@lowqualityfacts I don't remember him there, in the war room at midnight December 31, 1999. He must be a ninja.

Galbinus Caeli 🌯

@TonyJWells @lowqualityfacts is that why we had to send a rescue team when we really had more important things to do?

Tony Wells

@SkipHuffman @lowqualityfacts

Yes, but it wasn't his fault that Site B had an 'incursion'. Someone in upper management bragged to a reporter about the 5 years of dried food and meds being stored there. It was like putting a sign at the roadside saying 'Stop here for Y2K prepper supplies'

Josh Austin

@lowqualityfacts did you know that John the Baptist was actually a Presbyterian? You heard it here first.

NaraMoore ⛩️👻八尺様👻⛩️

@lowqualityfacts

Mine is getting the Wiki to include a section in Amelia Earhart bio that I am her love child. Well I am.

Also fanfiction about that.

Tony Wells

@lowqualityfacts

Please remember to include snake food with the snake. This is core Fedi etiquette.

Judy Olo

@lowqualityfacts
For sure. You need all the help you can get. (I won't tell your neighbor.) 😘😘

ScriptFurax ⏚ ⸫

@lowqualityfacts
As a top tier Wikipedia contributor,I will see through your edits and let them pass

Burr Deming

I'll try...
...but...
... I dunno if this will help.

bituur esztreym

@lowqualityfacts
.3 and .4 seem related. .4 will be the toughest.. as God once said to stárets Silouan: "keep your mind in hell and don't despair" ^^

MonarchLady

@lowqualityfacts Not unless you quit putting snakes in your neighbor's mailbox! Mailboxes get blazing hot in the sunlight and being confined in one will quickly overheat and kill a snake. Seriously, though I know you aren't being serious. Have fun!

Nazo

@lowqualityfacts I can't quite put my finger on it, but something in this model sounds potentially like it isn't actually a recipe for success.

Will have to get back to you on exactly whatever that niggling little detail might be.

TenPenny

@lowqualityfacts

Back in 1999, my father asked people what we would do about Y2K when all of the YKK zippers failed. He loved the confusion that would result. I miss him.

3wombats

@lowqualityfacts Boosting but I have no idea if it will help. I find there’s very little action here

German Tebiev

@lowqualityfacts @jeffhorton, когда будет готов фанфик по «Преступлению и наказанию»?

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@lowqualityfacts

I think you may have misunderstood
"Using Python to send mail"
🤔

Alex Bambury #ActuallyAutistic

@lowqualityfacts Rest assured, you are one of my favourite people on this site

Carl Anthony

@lowqualityfacts I want to thank you for helping me get over my fear of Matt Damon by having him jump out of my PO box at the Post Office.

MemphisDaPlaya

@lowqualityfacts

Dick's 5 & 10 in Branson has the biggest collection of snakes, FYI. SNAKES 🐍

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