 Trying my hardest to make more friends on here. Please boost to help me socialize. My hobbies include: -putting snakes in my neighbor's mailbox to help him overcome his fear of finding a snake in his mailbox. -learning Russian so I can write authentic Crime and Punishment fan fiction. -editing Matt Damon's Wikipedia page to state that Matt Damon was responsible for preventing Y2K. -trying to get unbanned from Wikipedia. 33 comments
 @lowqualityfacts -And getting caught in the rain? -How do you feel about yoga? @lowqualityfacts I'm specifically picturing the Matt Damon puppet from Team America: World Police and I hope Wikipedia will honour that as his profile photo in this sacred context.  @lowqualityfacts I don't remember him there, in the war room at midnight December 31, 1999. He must be a ninja.  @TonyJWells @lowqualityfacts is that why we had to send a rescue team when we really had more important things to do? Yes, but it wasn't his fault that Site B had an 'incursion'. Someone in upper management bragged to a reporter about the 5 years of dried food and meds being stored there. It was like putting a sign at the roadside saying 'Stop here for Y2K prepper supplies' @lowqualityfacts did you know that John the Baptist was actually a Presbyterian? You heard it here first.  Mine is getting the Wiki to include a section in Amelia Earhart bio that I am her love child. Well I am. Also fanfiction about that.  @lowqualityfacts @lowqualityfacts  @lowqualityfacts @lowqualityfacts Not unless you quit putting snakes in your neighbor's mailbox! Mailboxes get blazing hot in the sunlight and being confined in one will quickly overheat and kill a snake. Seriously, though I know you aren't being serious. Have fun!  @lowqualityfacts I can't quite put my finger on it, but something in this model sounds potentially like it isn't actually a recipe for success. Will have to get back to you on exactly whatever that niggling little detail might be. Back in 1999, my father asked people what we would do about Y2K when all of the YKK zippers failed. He loved the confusion that would result. I miss him. @lowqualityfacts Boosting but I have no idea if it will help. I find there’s very little action here    @lowqualityfacts Rest assured, you are one of my favourite people on this site  @lowqualityfacts I want to thank you for helping me get over my fear of Matt Damon by having him jump out of my PO box at the Post Office.  |
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@lowqualityfacts thank you for spreading the good word about actor/system administrator matt damon. he saved us all