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Scalzi

Stay calm, you're being judged from above. Make no sudden movements.

Sugar the cat, looking down at the photographer and/or the unworthy.
10 comments
Russell Davis

@scalzi you have been found wanting. your acceptance levels may be raised if you are willing to dish out the treats

Captain Superfluous

@scalzi

Silly.

Judgement was completed long ago.

Nathan Tobias

@scalzi I’ve been hearing for years that I’m being judged from above by an entity with a 3 letter name. Now I’m both relieved and concerned that those 3 letters are C, A, and T.

@pineywoozle (s) for HARRIS

@scalzi We’re not being judged on our hairdos are we? Cause Megan McCain told Fred he looked awesome and now he’s all worried and stuff… #FredTheWonderCat #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Katzen

 Fred our giant Norwegian Forrest Cat photoshopped into one of the hairstyles that Megan McCains hairdresser can only have done out of spite. Small tight pinkish blonde buns on either side of the top of his adorable head and wispy pseudo bangs parted in the middle falling past his whiskers (past her whiskers too if we’re being honest πŸ˜‰)
Paul_IPv6

@scalzi

roman emperors had someone following behind them, whisper in their ears that they were just humans/men.

these days, we have cats to judge and remind us. ;)

Rich Alderson

@paul_ipv6 @scalzi Technically, that was triumphing generals, who were traditionally dressed and made up as Iuppiter. Emperors often staged triumphs.

dennisaurus

@scalzi "You may plead for mercy if you think it will help...mortal".

Kate Nepveu

@scalzi can't tell if you laid on the floor to get this joke or if the cat really is somewhere high

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