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sam henri gold

what do you all think this is a website for. because you will never, ever guess

The [REDACTED] is designed for moments of vulnerability, allowing you to move through life with ease, confidence and joy. Each component is meticulously engineered, working in perfect harmony to give you confidence to brave the wild.
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sam henri gold

if you said “luxury umbrella" you're a filthy liar

Landing page for the Blunt Exec Umbrella, $130.

"The largest full-length street umbrella, BLUNT Exec is in the business of keeping you dry with relentless performance and reliability. Confidently navigate the everyday with this stylish piece of equipment.”
Qazm

@samhenrigold That looks either very heavy or like it'll catch way too much wind half the time.

elle mundy

@samhenrigold $129?? must be made of carbon fiber

sam henri gold

@exchgr you would hope so but alas it seems to be regular aluminum. it looks like a nice umbrella, I just don’t want to spend nice-dinner-level money on an umbrella bluntumbrellas.com/products/bl

elle mundy

@samhenrigold i’ve had the same umbrella for like six years and it only cost $30. no idea why i’d want this one

Claude Zeins

@samhenrigold Imagine revolutionizing an umbrella by rounding its corners

sam henri gold

@czeins inside Blunt HQ's design process for the next version

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Devon :xcode:

@samhenrigold I have something from this place and have no complains weathermanumbrella.com

woodsiegirl

@samhenrigold My guess was going to be some kind of menstrual product. Was NOT prepared for the actual answer 🤣

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