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Devil Lu Linvega

When you read "I am a full-stack developer" on someone's website, you can be certain to expect a 1mb icon font download from a cdn to draw the magnifying glass icon in the site's search bar.

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Leigh Garland

@neauoire Oh, and they also say that they don't need to know CSS, because their build process does inline styles via tailwind.
(And every single element on the page is a <div>)

eli_oat

@neauoire a search bar that allows you to search their 3 posts.

- a welcome post
- an explanation of their CI/CD pipeline for building their blog
- 5 years latter, an explanation of their moving from shmugglepuff to figgledick static site generator, with opengraple support

Nico Nico Belić

@neauoire in an alternate universe, you'd have full-stack devs make <1MB portfolios (<512K ideally). But oooooh it doesn't show JS and CSS prowess :)

Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦

@neauoire I am a minimal-stack developer. I strive to use as little of "the stack" as possible for any given project. Only the parts that are necessary.

Jeremy Law

@neauoire I'm offended, but I also laughed out loud

Toive 🌻

@neauoire I feel so called out by this thread :blobfoxdead:

Blake Leonard

@neauoire I like to pretend I'm better than this because I:
* use Iconify so it's loading just the icons I need over the network
* most of my site is pre-rendered (the Bridge Wizard kinda can't be unfortunately)
* provide warnings about certain functionality that relies on JS (again the Bridge Wizard, and my homepage post list)
* probably have never finished a backend ever

Michael Beckwith

@neauoire OUCH THE PAIN OF TRUTH IT CUTS DEEP DAMN

devolute

@neauoire When I said full stack, I meant *all* the stack.

xoorath

@neauoire Could you time travel real quick and warn me not to do this in ~2013? Thanks.

Devil Lu Linvega

@xo Done. You gave me all sort of arguments about how it was so it would be properly responsive and that internet in the future would be so fast and so cheap that it wouldn't matter, then you told me to tell your future self hello when I get back in the future.

xoorath

@neauoire I thought you would be more persuasive. In this timeline I now remember making a website in flash. Somehow you made it worse. :eccehomo:

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