@tubetime eventually he was peering through the forest of windows to try to google the magic commands he needed to keep everyone from mucking with his X session

One of the funniest 30 minutes of college

Another friend of mine wrote a script to log into every workstation, change the background to spicy pink, and log out again. He’d run the script and set his own background color to pink, feign ignorance, and then surreptitiously look around to see how many people he got this time