Aliens arrive: we have killed your leaders and taken control of your planet.
Us: oh thank god
Aliens: you are now citizens of ... Wait what
Kev
Aliens arrive: we have killed your leaders and taken control of your planet. Us: oh thank god Aliens: you are now citizens of ... Wait what 67 comments
Doug Warren
@alisca "You will all be given jobs and uniformly provided with only the bare minimum to maintain you in good mental and physical health. Furthermore, education to teach you useful skills and true facts about the universe will be compulsory." [cheering] "I don't think this translator is working right, these are all bad things."
Mike P
@alisca @DougWar40k "None of you will be permitted to occupy privileged positions. All of your voices will be treated equally when determining policy."
Cyber Yuki
@alisca @DougWar40k "We will destroy your primitive transport infrastructure and replace it with mass transit; we will also strip you of your fossil fuels and confiscate all your golf courses to build our energy plants instead." All hail the aliens!!! :blobcheer:
dibi58
with escalators ... ... build energy plants off of your roofs, lawns and streets ... ... to build mobile parks
GiacomoSansoni
@yuki2501 @alisca @DougWar40k That reminds me of when Japan and Italy adopted anti-war constitutions because they had been defeated in WW2
Maggie Maybe
@yuki2501 @alisca @DougWar40k I was all for only mass transit until covid. Now it seems kind of ablest doesn’t it? If I had to take a bus to go to the doctor I wouldn’t be going to the doctor. It’s bad enough I’m forced to be exposed there.
Sirana
@maggiemaybe @yuki2501 @alisca @DougWar40k Ideally there should be affordable options for all needs. :) There are still plenty of abled people for whom it would be less risky to drive a bus or a train instead of their huge 4 seater SUV they only use solo every day though.
GiacomoSansoni
@maggiemaybe @yuki2501 @alisca @DougWar40k For that issue there are usually parking spots reserved for people with disabilities. In this sense, there's a big difference between a necessity (the mobility of everyone, especially that of people with disabilities) and a vice (worsening one's health due to pollution and lack of exercise). If we choose the former, there can be abundance for all of us. With the latter, even air is too scarce
Gemma 👽
@alisca @DougWar40k *cheering stops* "...from the planet Breqdulon." *cheering continues louder, hats are thrown in the air*
Süßes Bienchen
@DougWar40k @alisca
Mia Knox🏳️🌈❄️👑
Why are you calling people with another opinion as yours, mentally challenged? If I only have taken your profil into account, I would have red you as a seemingly nice person, agree with most of your points in your profile, but now I have the slight suspicion, that you only live up to your words, as long people act like you want them to & on the same time you're reproducing ableistic patterns by openly calling others mentally challenged in an insulting way.
Süßes Bienchen
@MiaKnox @DougWar40k @alisca
Süßes Bienchen
@MiaKnox @DougWar40k @alisca Not really. Why not live in Freedom? Simple thinking people, no pressure, just dutifully obedient.
Mia Knox🏳️🌈❄️👑
@Sweetbee
Süßes Bienchen
@MiaKnox @DougWar40k @alisca
Süßes Bienchen
@MiaKnox @DougWar40k @alisca
kurtsh
@MiaKnox @DougWar40k @alisca Dude's an angry, humorless, self-righteous troll. They tend to live in their parent's basements & exist on both sides of the political spectrum. Their 1st post was your signal to block & move on.
Süßes Bienchen
@MiaKnox @DougWar40k @alisca
Chaotic Natural 20
@Bobblegagger
Number Witch :trans_heart:
@ChasMusic @celset2 @alisca "Earth in 5 Lightyears?" roll up windows, hit the gas.
✡️ רבֿקהלע די לייביכע ✡️
@alisca Nice of the aliens to make us citizens so quickly. Seem like decent overlords
Dickon Hood
@alisca I read this out loud to my other half. Got near the end of the first line. 'Oh, thank god', she said.
Madame Müde
@alisca took me a while to get the joke because "oh thank god" is the only reasonable answer in 2023... 🙄
Adina Shanholtz 🎃
@alisca pretty sure this was straight up a plot of one of the Jordan Peele Twilight Zone eps
Mia Knox🏳️🌈❄️👑
@alisca could you eventually take care of something else, there are some toxic elements that wouldn't welcome you, here is a list of companies and there owners that have enough power to resist your reign.
In Search of a Better World
@alisca Honestly, at this point, this is the best case scenario. 👽 :wily_ufo: 👽 |
@alisca 😂 😂 Bring it on, aliens!