"Next up in our 'Climate Solutions: You're on your own, good luck' series:
- Your body can build up tolerance to starvation, begin fasting now
- Survive a flood - learn to dive
- Fires? You can build up tolerance by putting your hands on a stove frequently, experts say
- No potable water left? Just drink your own sweat
- It's all your fault anyway. Here's why"
(I'm sorry. That's one of my coping mechanisms, I guess.)