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Oliphant

"It wouldn't cost $5000, it would cost whatever the market would bear"

I'm gonna bring a bear down on your ass, alright.

The world of libertarians is a crypto tollbooth.

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@oliphant
It's honestly the funniest part about the whole 'buying good real estate in the metaverse' scam - the only way to make it worth something is to make the whole experience for the end users a complete nightmare where they're forced to trudge through endless blocks of wasteland to get to the low-rent areas where the cool stuff is.

Gelt-Seeking Gastropod 🐚

@oliphant

Crypto.tollbooth is my new instance name! Or band name. Or food cart name. Whatever. I can tell it'd just do huge numbers around here. 🤑

Oliphant

@xenophora It's like "The Phantom Tollbooth" but way less interesting, and it costs another 3 $FUCK coins to read the next page.

Gelt-Seeking Gastropod 🐚

@oliphant

As a born-but-relocated Jersey-ite, I'd also submit that the existence of the tollbooth suggests that we also need to copyright "Phantom Turnpike."

Oliphant

@xenophora I just realized my next name change. Cheers. :D

Gelt-Seeking Gastropod 🐚

@oliphant

If Uncle Floyd used Fedi, I just know that he'd approve. :da_salute:

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