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Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve.

Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.

Everyone: Okay.

Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.

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makemake ⛈️
this is obv bs

it would cost 10 usd monthly to get the void screaming privilage :brain4:
enderFP

@lowqualityfacts This account is for low quality facts. This is a high quality fact. Please to retract this fact as it is fact.

KlingonHipster

@lowqualityfacts some of these pay voids are pretty good though. for example, my void+ plan includes a ghostly echo for each scream

Tamramsy

@Luci_brennacolleen My Void+ Premium Gold Diamond+ subscription comes with all of the bell and whistles. There's even a midi skin, that turns all of my ghostly echoes into "talking piano" midi files, and plays them back! Sends them right to my phone too. Too bad it's $134.99/month + indentured servitude at an Amazon warehouse... Barely have time for my paying job anymore.

Zeewater

@lowqualityfacts @Radical_EgoCom this sounds like the type of thing you'd enjoy reading 😛

Stevens R Miller

@lowqualityfacts

This is what catalyzed the French revolution, the Bolshevik revolution and, to an extent, the Chinese communist revolution. While elite aristocrats were toppled in all three, the general populace suffered as well, before gaining any real improvements in their personal qualities of life.

I suspect we are headed for something similar, with similar prices for all of us to pay.

Pomegranate_Stew

@lowqualityfacts

Damn, that’s expensive. My void was half-price because the humane society had too many black cats that November.

Mattstamatic

@lowqualityfacts

*People start screaming into pots*

"Hey, wait, not like that!"

*Screaming into pots is now illegal*

Dragonfly

@lowqualityfacts

Billionaires:
"You need a permit to scream. If you are caught screaming without one, our secret police will give you something to scream about."

Econodel

@lowqualityfacts @ben_hr

Some people: We need a universal mindset, not a neoliberal one.

Poltical/media class:
*emits ear-shattering scream of existential rage*

Lewis

@lowqualityfacts Also:

Everyone: hmm union organising seems to be going well via twitter

Billionaires scared of unionisation in, for example, tesla: That's the end of that.

paul

@lowqualityfacts

everyone: billionaires have left us with nothing

billionaires: look again

the void™

Bjornsdottirs

@lowqualityfacts The worst person I know just made a great point

Weasel

@lowqualityfacts
In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness.
-- Miyamoto Musashi, 1645

🌅 Ben Soule ⛱️:coffefied:

@lowqualityfacts
...out of spite. And they don't want people having nice things, which is why we can't have nice things.

DrAlexandraK

@lowqualityfacts
I am blocking this account for absolute stupidity...wtf idiots

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