Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve.
Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.
Everyone: Okay.
Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.
Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve. Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead. Everyone: Okay. Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void. 32 comments
this is obv bs
it would cost 10 usd monthly to get the void screaming privilage :brain4: @lowqualityfacts This account is for low quality facts. This is a high quality fact. Please to retract this fact as it is fact. @enderFP @amiserabilist @lowqualityfacts You make a good point, one which I have raised with @lowqualityfacts before! 😋😁🫶 @lowqualityfacts some of these pay voids are pretty good though. for example, my void+ plan includes a ghostly echo for each scream @Luci_brennacolleen My Void+ Premium Gold Diamond+ subscription comes with all of the bell and whistles. There's even a midi skin, that turns all of my ghostly echoes into "talking piano" midi files, and plays them back! Sends them right to my phone too. Too bad it's $134.99/month + indentured servitude at an Amazon warehouse... Barely have time for my paying job anymore. $ echo 'Eat The Rich' > /dev/null Uh oh... I thought-crimed... Looks like I'm off to the Ministry of Love. This is what catalyzed the French revolution, the Bolshevik revolution and, to an extent, the Chinese communist revolution. While elite aristocrats were toppled in all three, the general populace suffered as well, before gaining any real improvements in their personal qualities of life. I suspect we are headed for something similar, with similar prices for all of us to pay. Damn, that’s expensive. My void was half-price because the humane society had too many black cats that November. *People start screaming into pots* "Hey, wait, not like that!" *Screaming into pots is now illegal* Billionaires: @lowqualityfacts I offer a free (for now, VCs heyyyyy) void screaming experience: https://dev-null.glitch.me Some people: We need a universal mindset, not a neoliberal one. Poltical/media class: @lowqualityfacts Also: Everyone: hmm union organising seems to be going well via twitter Billionaires scared of unionisation in, for example, tesla: That's the end of that. @lowqualityfacts @lowqualityfacts |
@lowqualityfacts This perticular void is still free 😉