@lowqualityfacts X-cellent X-ecution of a joke

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Holy crap... That actually makes more sense than the "official" reason.

@lowqualityfacts my dude you accidentally did a high-quality fact again.

@lowqualityfacts Is he actually hiring back fired employees now? I can't keep up with Musky's business genius.

@lowqualityfacts This is going to make me laugh uncontrollably every time I think about. B/c it's probably true.

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@lowqualityfacts and when they go away again they become X-X-employees and later X-X-X-employees…

@lowqualityfacts Like, they'll now be working for an eX-corporation ...

@lowqualityfacts that's why you never go back to your X

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I'm sure Elon thought he was so clever, he jerked himself off three times that night.

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Bye Bye Birdie lyrics from 1963 are a good fit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t3cBTb3xPc

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That is actually a high quality fact!

@lowqualityfacts "elon, as CEO, aren't you responsible for all these strategic missteps?"

"no"

"what?"

"i am not the CEO, i am the CXO"

@lowqualityfacts Je je je

@lowqualityfacts Jokes on Elon, all of those employees have rightfully kissed his ass goodbye.

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