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Matt Tearle

@sc_griffith

I’ve found Gumbies Made Simple to be a great introduction:

1.1 What is Gumbies?
Gumbies is a happy sparkly funtime platform for much shiny things.

1.2 Hello World
To dereference null instantiations of bit-shifted Splorkl turds within a Xham or EGGS slop-bucket, it is imperative to first cache-spelunk your Gumbies injection. It is recommended you do this fully recursively, to ensure no hanging chads persist in your document wank frond.

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Daniel Barlow

@mtearle @sc_griffith para 1.2 is lacking the “Simply” or “This is a simple matter of” that is needed to reinforce in the reader that they are an utter dumbass for not understanding it already

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