@davidaugust This was 100% the plot of the first arc of a recent long-running D&D campaign I played in.

@davidaugust a wizard did it

@davidaugust @PTR_K You may need to terminate a daemon.

@davidaugust Page, fetch Master of Tasks at once.

@davidaugust my inner geek was hugely amused by this

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If it asks "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" ...DON'T answer it.

@davidaugust Maybe anti-magic processes.

@davidaugust when the wizard eventually falls after trying to execute runyoufools.exe it returns two weeks later as a blue screen

@davidaugust You have to call Dorothy! That message is about the Wizard of OZ....