@acdha @nasser chat bot board meeting next month: "alright folks, we're closing in our mission. We've already infected nearly every customer service website with these. Now some of them are even moving around the page. What's next in our mission to make the web completely unusable?"

"what if you had to tweet to open the chat bot?"

"no, make it open automatically, cover the page, and you have to tweet to close it."

"why tweet? Automated phone trees and hold times for phone calls still exist!"