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Coprolite9000

@ChrisMayLA6
My grandfather's excuse whenever he'd dozed off in an armchair was that he was 'thinking deeply' - 'accessing subconscious insights' would have pleased him greatly!

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@coprolite9000 @ChrisMayLA6 My Dad was 'resting his eyes', often with a china cup and saucer balanced on his chest. I only saw him spill it once, when he 'woke up with a start' because my Mum tried to take it off him.

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