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Neil Brown

Clams struggle with programming, but they're right at home with shell scripts.

They keep their code to themselves though, rather than sharing it under FOSS licences. They're shellfish like that.

4 Jul 2023 at 20:53 | Open on mastodon.neilzone.co.uk
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Neil Brown

@doot

*walks proudly across the fediverse, head held high*

4 Jul 2023 at 20:57 | Open on mastodon.neilzone.co.uk
szescstopni
amy bones: minty edition

@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk I've never been more in love, thank you for this.

4 Jul 2023 at 20:59 | Open on spookygirl.boo
Jeroen Franssen 🇧🇪
Mans R
Iain Nash

@neil

they are a scared of Bash though, I've heard, as it can cause them fragmentation issues...

4 Jul 2023 at 21:28 | Open on infosec.exchange
Elias MÃ¥rtenson

@neil Well, they're also right at home with C.

5 Jul 2023 at 4:01 | Open on functional.cafe
Jens Finkhäuser

@neil Their oyster cousins prefer Perl.

5 Jul 2023 at 4:16 | Open on social.finkhaeuser.de
Daniel Barlow
Diana Probst, Cambridge Artist

@neil Did you know clams use their reflexes instead of their brains for storage? They rely on mussel memory.

5 Jul 2023 at 8:48 | Open on mastodon.art
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