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  When a cook comes for the head of state and brings an apple and seasoning. Beware. 👨🍳🧂🍎🐷🍽️ @davidgerard@circumstances.run Did I just blindly step into a writing prompt or are these things actions happening in the real world? This is beyond wild. @davidgerard Gotta be honest here. When Zelensky was first elected, I thought, Srsly? Go home, Ukraine, you’re drunk. I cannot adequately express how delighted I am to have been so wrong about the man. He is a goddamn superhero. As is his entire nation. @marcas also, being able to play a piano with his dick turns out to be the necessary skill @davidgerard to be precise - a restaurant owner. Probably, of a shitty restaurant, but nevertheless. @rushraptor and - importantly - can play a symphony with his dick. this is why ukraine is winning. |
@davidgerard @lisamelton
A Jewish Nazi hotdog vendor, and also the head of the troll farm that helped to get Lord Cheeto elected. A very weird character.