@davidgerard

Democracy is actualy closer than Russians think. All these bozos are bozos.

@davidgerard Adam FTW 🔥

@davidgerard@circumstances.run Did I just blindly step into a writing prompt or are these things actions happening in the real world? This is beyond wild.

@davidgerard Gotta be honest here. When Zelensky was first elected, I thought, Srsly? Go home, Ukraine, you’re drunk.

I cannot adequately express how delighted I am to have been so wrong about the man. He is a goddamn superhero.

As is his entire nation.

@davidgerard "I'm the cook"

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This is priceless.

And also accurate.

@davidgerard to be precise - a restaurant owner. Probably, of a shitty restaurant, but nevertheless.

@davidgerard "a Jewish comedian who performed in drag!"

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