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Jeremy Kahn

@ebel

the abyss is experiencing a higher than usual call volume, and will gaze back into you in the order your scream was received

4 May 2023 at 14:01 | Wall-to-wall | Open on dair-community.social
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@trochee @ebel Interested in being a part of the abyss team? Stay on the line!

4 May 2023 at 14:03 | Open on tech.lgbt
iguanaknows

@astatide @trochee @ebel "I'm sorry, I didn't understand that. Did you say, 'I knowingly and irrevocably accept the infinite appetite of the void'?"

4 May 2023 at 17:13 | Open on mastodon.online
Kindness is scary

@astatide
Thank you for calling Abyss, Inc. We are experiencing higher than normal call volume at this time. Your call is important to us. Please hold for the next available service agent. Your call may be monitored for quality assurance and training purposes. Did you know you can go to our web page to register your issue? Just go to www.666.com and chat with one of our friendly AI bots and save time.

@trochee @ebel

8 May 2023 at 17:21 | Open on mstdn.social
sabik

@astatide @trochee @ebel
Did you know you can now complete many of your screams online? Visit abyss.example.org

8 May 2023 at 23:37 | Open on rants.au
Michaela
zompus

@trochee @ebel Your current wait time is Three *Million* Hours

8 May 2023 at 15:04 | Open on phire.place
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@zompus @trochee @ebel

Three million 'pallias'

This is the time it takes to create a block of fleece 100 miles on each side

By every 100 years, placing a single piece of fleece on top.

I might be wrong about the spelling, this comes from Terry Jones documentary 'the history of one'

8 May 2023 at 16:17 | Open on mastodon.social
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