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“Cave Johnson here. I've been thinking. We have gay pride, and we have gender envy. What other deadly sins can we incorporate? Maybe bisexual sloth? Lesbian wrath? I’ll talk to the lab boys about it.”

“Cave Johnson here. Update: The Lesbian Wrath project is postponed indefinitely. My condolences to the families of the deceased. Though let’s be honest, they probably had it coming.”

Like 4 Jun 2023 at 19:33 | Open on circumstances.run

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@pndc

@davidgerard Ace Gluttony, at least when it comes to garlic bread.

4 Jun 2023 at 19:37 | Open on social.treehouse.systems

acb

@davidgerard Ace sloth, surely

4 Jun 2023 at 19:39 | Open on mastodon.social

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@davidgerard Lesbian wrath is absolutely deserved these days, but bisexual sloth sounds pretty awesome, honestly. A bunch of bi folks doing nothing for days at a time, maybe watching Netflix or cuddling cats or a whole bunch of other stuff needed to stay sane in these insane times.

4 Jun 2023 at 20:00 | Open on mastodon.online

James Trickle uP

@dpnash @davidgerard There's a name for my disinterest in leaving the house or doing chores on the weekends? I like 'bisexual sloth' better than 'getting old'.

4 Jun 2023 at 20:05 | Open on hachyderm.io

Jess👾

@davidgerard Hmm, would lust be poly? Pan? Queer?

4 Jun 2023 at 20:49 | Open on infosec.exchange

motormouth demibro

@davidgerard what up bitches bisexual sloth here

4 Jun 2023 at 20:52 | Open on cathode.church

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