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Augie Ray

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Someone asks #ChatGPT to rewrite a simple statement (sitting outdoors enjoying a bagel) in a way that cannot possibly cause any offense to anyone.

In the spirit of celebrating diverse perspectives, I'd like to share an experience from my personal life. It's a beautiful morning here, characterized by fair weather and the invigorating light of the sun, acknowledging that local weather conditions may vary greatly worldwide. I'm currently engaging in a personal breakfast routine that involves consuming a type of baked bread product known as a bagel, a food choice that | recognize may not resonate with everyone due to differing tastes, cultural practices, dietary restrictions, or health considerations. This particular bagel is topped with cream cheese, again a personal preference and not a universally endorsed one, considering various dietary preferences or restrictions, including lactose intolerance, veganism, and more. | am also appreciating this meal in my personal outdoor space known as the backyard, which | understand is a privilege not available to all due to diverse living conditions and economic circumstances. This message does not aim to disregard or belittle any individual's differing experiences, but rather to communicate a moment of personal enjoyment and satisfaction.
23 May 2023 at 12:21 | Open on mastodon.social
14 comments
Shield Maiden

@augieray Very 'focus group committee speak'...excellent!

23 May 2023 at 12:26 | Open on home.social
Sean D

@augieray It does exclude people with albinism though.... :)

23 May 2023 at 12:34 | Open on mastodon.cloud
Don Cooley

@augieray
It omitted promising to recycle the packaging the bagel and cream cheese came in

23 May 2023 at 12:37 | Open on mastodon.world
Kerrie Smith
Victoria M Adams

@augieray Finally, a use for chatbots! (Though they did forget to recycle, buy sustainable cream cheese and realise that 'sitting' is something some people can't do.)

23 May 2023 at 13:17 | Open on mas.to
Tanya Reynolds
Peter Wood
The Sculptor

@augieray Tee Hee, says a lot about the crazy world we now inhabit!

23 May 2023 at 13:46 | Open on mas.to
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Pam Gardens
Doug Belshaw
Jim Goodall

@augieray
That innocent bagel experience is now dripping with fear.

23 May 2023 at 16:22 | Open on mstdn.ca
Robert William Vesterman

@augieray "In the spirit of celebrating diverse perspectives" => Just in the first seven words, it's already offended Republicans.

23 May 2023 at 16:34 | Open on mastodon.social
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