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@MicheleV_AK @stephaniepixie
...and there goes the idea that one could klimb a tree to save oneself from a bear šŸ˜³

16 May 2023 at 20:46 | Wall-to-wall | Open on mastodon.uno
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stephaniepixie šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

@Cas_33

Especially black bears. Many years ago my ex and I were camping and we tied our food in a bag on a tree branch as a way to avoid having a bear attack our tent but the bear just climbed the tree and grabbed the bag of food and left šŸ˜…
We successfully stayed safe but lost a lot of our food šŸ˜­

16 May 2023 at 20:51 | Open on fandom.garden
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@stephaniepixie šŸ˜µšŸ˜µšŸ˜µ
I would never go in a forest again in my life.

16 May 2023 at 20:53 | Open on mastodon.uno
stephaniepixie šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

@Cas_33

Iā€™m more of a cabin girl now than a tent girl šŸ˜„

16 May 2023 at 20:54 | Open on fandom.garden
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stephaniepixie šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

@Cas_33

I had greater tolerance for wild things in my 20s. I like cosy, dry, and warm in my 40s šŸ˜Œ

16 May 2023 at 20:57 | Open on fandom.garden
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@Cas_33 @stephaniepixie This reminds me of a joke I heard a few years back. Feel free to substitute if you like.

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: So they can hide in cherry trees.

Q: What's the loudest sound in the forest?

A: Gorillas picking cherries.

And I agree: the very idea of bears nesting in trees definitely puts me off on ever going into a forest again.

16 May 2023 at 23:55 | Open on fosstodon.org
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