@ovid Splunk Enterprise licenses.

@ovid
There are five rules...
@scimon

@ovid

Oracle???

@ovid Oracle Cloud

@ovid Can I buy NFTs?

@ovid 100mil? thats like one-room flat in manhattan

@ovid Musk: Can I buy Twitter.

Genie: There are 5 rules

Musk: (bong rip) already did it

@ovid there's a few hospitals and schools that need to be rebuilt. Ide toss 100mill a month toward new kinda of batteries. Oklahoma needs more LGBTQ+ Spaces.

@ovid datadog?

@ovid Want to have a small fortune in aviation? Start with a large fortune.

@ovid 🤣​ 👍​

@ovid *laughs in containerization*

@ovid @SwiftOnSecurity “I was in the military, I can blow 100M in a day. Sucker.”

@ovid Azure?

@ovid
Taking the joke too seriously ;)
Can I invest it in ETFs?

@ovid A single oracle licence

@ovid
Easy:
https://streeteasy.com/sale/1642364
And
https://streeteasy.com/sale/1646511

@ovid using AWS would technically fall under the no throwing it away rule, right? :P

@ovid 100M in mortgage debt is probably not a lot of mortgage debt.

@ovid this is probably why he bought twitter

@ovid
The one month deadline is tough because it would be hard to close on real estate on negotiate deals with organizations I care about in just a month.
I'd probably go by a bunch of expensive planes, appliances, lease buildings. I do whatever it took to spend that money to get the billion dollars. Figure out the details after the fact.

@ovid Isn't "throwing away" and "use AWS" the same ? 😅