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hammancheez

@yesjohn "Now, bring out the bear"

Charles : wait what bear

Courtier : u have to fight a bear to be king, it says here

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Ministerofimpediments

@hammancheez @yesjohn “…and as you are a bit older and we are trying to appeal to the ‘younger demographic’ we need you to hold this salmon and honey during the bout. The assistant steward said it was quite entertaining when he was watching a classic American film last week.
What was it called? Jackass Forever your highness. For some reason we were able to get the rights very inexpensively…”

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