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๐ŸŽ„ yesjohn ๐ŸŽ„

my level one character after I've bought all the skins in game

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Nuncio Bitis โœท โœ… ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

@yesjohn Oh, was this happening today?
I seem to have missed it.
Well, I just got out of bed and all cleaned up, ready to go out today.

hammancheez

@yesjohn "Now, bring out the bear"

Charles : wait what bear

Courtier : u have to fight a bear to be king, it says here

Ministerofimpediments

@hammancheez @yesjohn โ€œโ€ฆand as you are a bit older and we are trying to appeal to the โ€˜younger demographicโ€™ we need you to hold this salmon and honey during the bout. The assistant steward said it was quite entertaining when he was watching a classic American film last week.
What was it called? Jackass Forever your highness. For some reason we were able to get the rights very inexpensivelyโ€ฆโ€

Jungle George ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒฒ

@yesjohn@mastodon.social lemme yeeeet this toot and make you fediverse famous (again) ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป

Julie (she/they) ๐Ÿš๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŽฏ

@yesjohn Still really oozing that "tenured professor who was living the sweet life and is now forced to chair the department" energy.

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@robotfactory

breaking news: man who has been unemployed all his life has now been assigned the highest position on earth

misterioxoxo

@yesjohn me as a kid after collecting all the gems in Spyro

Redwood Guy

@yesjohn I can't help wondering if interest in the royals will fall off a cliff after this. The new king was and always will be about as exciting as plain oatmeal.

Earthling

@yesjohn

Charly looks as if he is "lost in translation", doesn't he?

yoused

@yesjohn It will forever be known as the day Chuck wore a hat.

Marcin Juszkiewicz

That whole 'British coronation thing' reminds me that scene from Monty Python movie:

youtube.com/watch?v=H_Jb2gqu5x

@yesjohn

๐Ÿฆ‡Lyle Solla-Yates๐Ÿฆ‡

@yesjohn Best I can tell we wear gold because of the great bullion famine to show how much gold we have, but thatโ€™s a bit dated. This is why I dress in fried eggs.

phi1997

@yesjohn
Hey now, a level 1 character might do great things one day

๐ŸŒฑ Ligniform :donor:โ€‹

@yesjohn ol Sausage fingers could only fit one glove on? Or did he show up in a Michael Jackson Cosplay

Pumpkin Spice Cat

@yesjohn @carithlee โ€œIโ€™ve waited all my life forโ€ฆ this?โ€

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