@Bonescarab (Smooth jazz plays as the spotlight fades in on Strega Noir, a contemporary version of Strega Nona. Probably played by, idk, Sophia Loren or Isabella Rossellini. She takes a drag of her cigarette and begins to speak in a husky voice.)
"Life in Calabria isn't always easy, but it sure is magical.“
@samhenrigold I'd watch/read that. ^•^