Gregory's Server
@haeckerfelix Once Upon A Time there was just one woman in the office who crashed the computer every time she went near it.
Eventually we had to suggest to her - she hadn't worked it out for herself - that maybe she could try not wearing nylon underwear.
Which solved the problem.
@TimWardCam @haeckerfelix This... might explain the woman who was not allowed to touch the computers at my dad's company. π She was always getting zapped on light switches, and just sitting down at a computer (not even touching it) was often enough to make it crash or go wonky. So she got non-electronic tasks.