@yogthos ... That looks like the spacetime module for a great show on Netflix called Travelers.

@yogthos
I cannot believe you would personally attack me like this! (My works not completely static though so I guess I'm safe)

@yogthos i think I’d have gone with “useeffect is really quite elegant”

lb às vezes eu me pergunto se não é até bom que seja um pé no saco gerenciar dependências em c++

(isso é uma semi-piada)

@yogthos Javascript is the new rocket science.

@yogthos

Elon's first build of a bottle cap opener WITH government handouts.

"Supply chains are scarce, need to up the price all the way up my 🫏."

@yogthos more like

@yogthos can confirm that this is what my vite setup felt like before @astro made static sites fun again :)

@yogthos pet peeve; when I go to a server and request a document but it sends me a loading screen instead. Ugh! #web2pointwoe

@yogthos

@yogthos Unless there's three more nearby all equally complex, with a new one still actively being build that's the frontrunner choice it's not quite accurate...

@yogthos Disturbingly accurate

@yogthos I call fake, looks too polished.

@yogthos The interpreted language that got jealous of compile time.

@yogthos https://youtu.be/oO4ZZ9UmMS0

@yogthos 😄😄

@yogthos And the ground coffee goes in here...

@yogthos I once had to create something that showed images we localized and uploaded to a CDN by locale. I created a ten line html file with two lines of JavaScript and a drop-down to change the locale and emailed it to the product people. I swear our resident JavaScript guru practically had an aneurysm.

@yogthos looks like molecular beam epitaxy machine to me

@yogthos looks similar to a backend of a Synchrotron / LINAC beam line.

@yogthos @psentee also AWS engineers discussing how to serve a website that consists of one static index.html file

@yogthos Judging by the PPE, they appear to take cable management very seriously.