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πŸ–€ lined lips & spiked bats πŸ–€

yes i'm aware the fediverse technically existed before 2016

but existing and being habitable are two entirely different things lmao

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πŸ–€ lined lips & spiked bats πŸ–€

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as far as i'm aware

before mastodon, the fediverse was all techbros and freespeechers and rightwingers and the like

πŸ–€ lined lips & spiked bats πŸ–€

in the beginning, Garg created the Fedi and the Mastodon...

Now the Fedi was formless and void, and darkness was over the surface of the deep. And the Spirit of Garg was hovering over the surface

And Garg said, β€œLet there be federation,” and there was federation

And Garg saw that the federation was good, and He separated the federation from the Twitter

Garg called the federation β€œMastodon,” and the Twitter He called β€œBirdsite"

And there was evening, and there was morning β€” the first day

πŸ–€ lined lips & spiked bats πŸ–€

THE HOLY TRINITY

Gargron, The Father

Eugen, The Son

John Mastodon, The Holy Spirit

Comms: CLOSED

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