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aeva

gamers just want one thing and it's for a computer to tell you "wheels: enough" when you've put enough wheels onto something. I hope Nintendo understands this

29 Mar 2023 at 0:00 | Open on mastodon.gamedev.place
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Ted :pmgpurple:

@aeva I'm sure one or two or sixteen more wouldn't hurt....

29 Mar 2023 at 0:00 | Open on peoplemaking.games
Bryy Miller

@aeva but how will i know if its really enough wheels or not?

29 Mar 2023 at 0:01 | Open on peoplemaking.games
aeva

@bryy the computer tells you by saying "wheels: enough". of course you're free to keep adding more

29 Mar 2023 at 0:06 | Open on mastodon.gamedev.place
aeva

I'm looking forward to reading people's posts about how they went on a (in-game) cocaine bender in BOTW2 and built a giant mobile death station covered in spikes and fire and proceeded to drive it through ganondorf the king of evil at maximum velocity killing him instantly

29 Mar 2023 at 0:05 | Open on mastodon.gamedev.place
Karyl :godot: :procreate:
aeva

also if you don't know what I'm going on about look up Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead, one of the greatest video games ever created

29 Mar 2023 at 0:08 | Open on mastodon.gamedev.place
aeva

Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead is a wonderful open world simulation game about life in Massachusetts, but with a twist: what if Massachusetts was literally infinite and also procedurally generated, and some other stuff.

29 Mar 2023 at 0:13 | Open on mastodon.gamedev.place
aeva

and remember, there's no "I" in "structural collapse", but the letters of the word "car" are well represented

29 Mar 2023 at 0:16 | Open on mastodon.gamedev.place
craigtimpany
Kenneth

@aeva
What if the planets weren’t spheres, but infinite Mercator cylinders?

29 Mar 2023 at 0:21 | Open on social.linux.pizza
aeva

@Kencf618033 finally someone's asking the right questions!

29 Mar 2023 at 0:21 | Open on mastodon.gamedev.place
Kenneth

@aeva Inasmuch as I neurologically have dyscalculia and significant rapid visual scanning and subtle vision discrimination deficits, mathematics fascinates me. I am very left-brained.

29 Mar 2023 at 15:34 | Open on social.linux.pizza
Efi (nap pet) πŸ¦ŠπŸ’€

@aeva did I tell you I made the weather module for that garbage game? =3

29 Mar 2023 at 1:37 | Open on chitter.xyz
aeva
Efi (nap pet) πŸ¦ŠπŸ’€

@aeva that was my contribution until I figured out two things: 1) the codebase is so spaghetti that it can only be salvaged by a miracle
2) the devs are so right-leaning and pro-guns that I wanted nothing to do with them
it was a good experience overall and the game is fun, but heck, I can't even play it anymore

29 Mar 2023 at 1:40 | Open on chitter.xyz
aeva

@efi ah that's too bad 😩 can't say I'm surprised that they're gun nuts though, as much as that's not my cup of tea

29 Mar 2023 at 1:56 | Open on mastodon.gamedev.place
Erin

@aeva science fiction is "what if Massachusetts had the most extensive subway network in the entire world"

29 Mar 2023 at 2:07 | Open on mastodon.social
rail enthusiast wife Daria

@aeva πŸ€” what if everywhere was 10 miles west of Boston πŸ€”

29 Mar 2023 at 12:15 | Open on mindly.social
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