@NanoRaptor how delightfully cursed!

Helmut: Gimme sidecar!

shows him expanded IBM PCjr

Helmut: Not enough sidecar!

shows him expanded Amiga 1000

Helmut: MOAR SIDECAR!

shows him fully expanded TI 99/4A

Helmut: GIMME ALL THE SIDECARZ!!!

behold the new 100% sidecar computer... the Apple Jonathan!