@Gargron Shouldn't you be on your honeymooooon?

@Gargron gimme

@Gargron
+1

@Gargron The "everything is fine" mastodon gif would be cute on a shirt, if you could work out a deal with the artist.

@Gargron Of course we will love it, most of us are as easily excited as children.😂

@Gargron we want Mastodon speedos, thanks.

@Gargron make sure it's cute!

@Gargron
I hope you stock Mastodon-branded propeller beanies for chimpanzees!

@Gargron will there be a John Mastodon body pillow :O!

@Gargron I cannot wait for a limited edition John Mastodon body pillow

@Gargron My mouth has become quite the merch for this place, but it's good to see something more tangible too!

@Gargron
Cool, I look forward to shopping.

@Gargron Please please make sure the t-shirts aren't made in sweatshops

@Gargron just gonna leave this right here

https://mastodon.social/@gnomon/108800735288373494 / @Timmy

@Gargron can't wait

@Gargron I'll be all over it. Bring it on!

@Gargron Mastodon plushies?

@Gargron Ooooh are there gonna be jackets? Please say there are gonna be jackets!

@Gargron Exciting!

@Gargron

Hopefully there's an enamel lapel pin in there!

@Gargron This dinosaur is excited !!

@Gargron Dibs on the boxers.

@Gargron yay! I really hope there are some fine gauge t-shirts cut for women.

@Gargron I can’t think of anything less important for Mastodon than Mastodon Merch

@Gargron Go on your honeymoon, dude!

@Gargron will it ship to India?

@Gargron How exciting! 😃

@Gargron I'm excited to see what you come up with! As a fan of Mastodon, I appreciate your dedication to putting out quality merch. Looking forward to supporting the brand with some new gear!

@Gargron

Considering the large #3Dprinting community here on Mastodon, please also offer some designs we buy online and print at home.

PLEASE? 🥰

@Gargron may I ask a slightly strange question... maybe.
So far, I haven't seen any ads here, but... a few companies are pre-orientating towards ad-free apps. And... I really, really like Mastodon. I literally ran away from Twitter. And I also hate the ads I am constantly seeing (elsewhere). If you consider monetizing Mastodon, would you also consider an ad-free version, like YouTube, for example. (Irrelevant ads/fraudsters/lies/ often even abuse and harassment,i.e. lie masked as an ad.)

@Gargron sounds interesting!

@Gargron I need ALL OF IT! I know this even before seeing it.

@Gargron Don’t forget a Mastodon Airways shirt.

@Gargron Sweet! Yes please