@dan I honestly can't work out whether this was an elaborate troll.
It reminds me of debate about jitter on cd drives affecting sound quality (ignoring that resynchronising to an accurate clock is easy to do in hardware). Or eliminating negative feedback from audio amplifiers. Oh, and shaving the sides of cds. And many many more...
@briancs @dan myself I recall that this turned out to be a bug in Linux where the memory was getting corrupted by these calls