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@notjustbikes has uploaded another great video. This time it's about SUVs.

By the way: I have always been convinced that the high proportion of SUVs in road traffic is proof of the non-existence of intelligent life on Earth.

Of course, this statement does not matter now, but it might matter greatly when aliens finally visit us.

youtu.be/jN7mSXMruEo

#verkehrswende #Autokorrektur

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OddOpinions5

@TomSchmidt @notjustbikes

Just as backpain is a sign that either there is no intelligent designer, or if s/he does exist, s/he is malicous

Koos Swart

@failedLyndonLaRouchite @TomSchmidt @notjustbikes If something does not do as you wish, it must therefore logically not exist. Makes sense.

OddOpinions5

@koosswart @TomSchmidt @notjustbikes
my comment was only half joking

if there is an intelligent designer, then why did h/she make something as poorly designed as the human back ?

PS: this may make sense to you only if you are middle aged; a sure sign of middle age is that you and your friends/family have backpain, which can be very dehabilitating

TomSchmidt

@failedLyndonLaRouchite

I can testify that a herniated disc has not increased my faith in any gods whatsoever.

TomSchmidt

Btw it is insane how memeable the video is.

Every other minute @notjustbikes pumps out statements like:
"One of these vehicles is designed to carry lots of useful stuff while the other is designed to carry fragile egos."

#verkehrswende #Autokorrektur

Stephen Bannasch (316 ppm)

@stux @TomSchmidt @notjustbikes there’s a time and place — and that pickup truck doesn’t look very useful there! Here’s an old-school “SUV” we used to collect red oak and maple logs for a Shiitake inoculation party!

stux⚡

@stepheneb @TomSchmidt @notjustbikes Haha :blobcatgiggle: there are always situations!

But to be honest, if you drive with such logs in the back you don't have room for your ego right? :ed_grin: So valid enough! ✅

Stephen Bannasch (316 ppm)

@stux @TomSchmidt @notjustbikes and we weren’t driving far and not on any paved roads — that ancient Land Rover hardly ever drives on paved roads!

Blue

@stux@mstdn.social @TomSchmidt@mastodon.social @notjustbikes@social.notjustbikes.com this is awesome to find out that someone else is thinking of SUV the same way I do

Miranda Gray

@TomSchmidt @notjustbikes Oh, egos. My sleepy brain read eggs which seemed much less powerful than usual. #doh

PheebeUK

@mirgray @TomSchmidt @notjustbikes I had exactly the same challenge with seeing eggs. My wife was exactly the same too.

⠠⠵ avuko

@TomSchmidt @notjustbikes “your freedom to swing your arm ends where my face begins.”👨‍🍳💋

🍵💻⛈️

@TomSchmidt @notjustbikes since hearing the statistics on how many truck owners have *never* towed or carried anything in these vehicles I can't unsee how all of them driving around my city are empty.

Just enormous empty trucks publicly soothing egos. It should be embarrassing!

Like, the unfortunate thing for truck drivers, is those truck beds are open, we can see when you need that thing for work and when you don't

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