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Eugen Rochko

What kind of name is SBB CFF FFS anyway, are you a train company or are you sneezing

29 Jul 2021 at 16:26 | Open on mastodon.social
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🖨️🦊💻Maddie📚🦊🍵

@Gargron
Son Bof Bitch Crap Fuck Frick For Fuck's Sake, probably

29 Jul 2021 at 16:27 | Open on meow.social
Eugen Rochko

@MadestMadness That would be the appropriate name for Deutsche Bahn if anything

29 Jul 2021 at 16:29 | Open on mastodon.social
Григорий Клюшников

Eugen, is there a single country in the world where people don't hate the railway company? 🤔
I know many people who dislike our РЖД too.

29 Jul 2021 at 16:42
GMate8
Ellie 🐍☃️ :blobsnowedin:​

@Gargron I tried to think of a back-formed real name and immediately got Stupid Bloody Bastard Cargo and Fucking Freight For Fuck's Sake

29 Jul 2021 at 16:27 | Open on chat.noelle.codes
GrEEner77176

@Gargron i know a very good joke about sbb cff...

But in french...

Savez vous pourquoi les vaches suisses regardent les trains en meuglant tout le temps et très lentement...

Elles disent... Avec l'accent suisse !

Zzzzest Bâs Bossibleeeeuu !! (SBB)
Ça fâââ fiiiiteux...! (CFF)

Je vous laisse trouver une suite pour le reste...

Mais ya pas le feu au lac !

29 Jul 2021 at 16:38 | Open on mamot.fr
GMate8

@Gargron calm, it's just an encrypted message.

29 Jul 2021 at 18:28 | Open on mastodon.online
Minty

@Gargron SBB CFF FFS stands for Schweizerischen Bundesbahnen (SBB), Chemins de fer fédéraux suisses (CFF), Ferrovie Federali Svizzere (FFS). ... In other words, “Swiss federal train” in German, French, and Italian.)

29 Jul 2021 at 21:17 | Open on mastodon.social
no dreamer, no eater of leaves

@Gargron since I still can't remember what FFS stands for, I choose to remember it as "SBB?!? CFF, For Fuck's Sake!"

29 Jul 2021 at 22:56 | Open on fandom.ink
tom h

@Gargron when I had a gf in switzerland we always pronounced this as "SBB CFF For Fuck's Sake"

30 Jul 2021 at 11:17 | Open on mastodon.social
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