Scrolling through your Mastodon timeline is such a...

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Scrolling through your Mastodon timeline is such a wild ride.

-Post about astrophysicist that has made a scientific breakthrough.
-Post complaining about cars.
-Six nature photos in a row.
-Post officially declaring war on cars. Apparently Mastodon has amassed an anti-car army. I enlist.
-Picture of a cartoon dragon with the caption "Hornyposting time!". To my dismay, I am seeing it because it was boosted by the previously mentioned astrophysicist.

Nothing but twists and turns at every turn.

Like 7 Mar 2023 at 23:09 | Open on mstdn.social

25 comments

Pippa :deadinside:

@lowqualityfacts let me know where i can sign up to join the anti-car army pls
also i need that astrophysicist’s @

7 Mar 2023 at 23:12 | Open on famichiki.jp

Elias Probst

@pippa just subscribe to the #FuckCars hashtag and you'll end up with plenty of relevant accounts and content...
@lowqualityfacts

7 Mar 2023 at 23:18 | Open on mastodon.social

Diego Ramírez

@pippa @lowqualityfacts You can start with @notjustbikes and checking his retoots.

8 Mar 2023 at 2:05 | Open on dragonscave.space

Buster McNutt

@lowqualityfacts

Naked. Ladies. 👀🦴

7 Mar 2023 at 23:13 | Open on toot.community

pochitoque

@lowqualityfacts then after all that hard thinking, you say to yourself, why i'm not dancing at full moon.

7 Mar 2023 at 23:15 | Open on sivar.cafe

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@lowqualityfacts
🏋🏻‍♀️🏀😭⬇️😐🎶

7 Mar 2023 at 23:18 | Open on mastodon.social

Jason Wiley 🏳️‍🌈

@lowqualityfacts And it's Tuesday 😅

7 Mar 2023 at 23:26 | Open on mastodon.social

Geoff 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@lowqualityfacts That feels personal...

7 Mar 2023 at 23:35 | Open on mastodon.social

Tim Chuma

@lowqualityfacts being able to open the app in public is a bonus though. https://youtu.be/eu2OYcgr4rM

7 Mar 2023 at 23:42 | Open on mastodon.world

pine "two cats" trees

@lowqualityfacts abolish motor vehicles

8 Mar 2023 at 0:05 | Open on mspsocial.net

Steve Lord

@lowqualityfacts you mean #fuckcars isn't a horny hashtag?

8 Mar 2023 at 0:28 | Open on bladerunner.social

valkraider :verified:

@lowqualityfacts I like cars. I like vehicles. However - I believe we should do them right. The world should be built for people, not vehicles. We should learn from our mistakes and be better. Just because I like cars doesn’t mean I think we should have dangerous dirty noisy cars ruining neighborhoods. I also like trains and busses and boats. And bicycles and motorcycles. We just need to be better as a species.

8 Mar 2023 at 0:50 | Open on mstdn.social

NullNoMore

@lowqualityfacts - this is very accurate except I rolled weather/No Man's Sky/lichen/Columbo

8 Mar 2023 at 0:51 | Open on mastodon.social

AntifaBeachParty

@lowqualityfacts Coincidentally, Reddit has a NSFW sub dedicated to dragons fucking cars.

r/dragonsfuckingcars

8 Mar 2023 at 1:37 | Open on kolektiva.social

Drew Mochak

@lowqualityfacts Cars are death machines that kill people. I am convinced I will meet my death at their hands. TIres. WHatever.

8 Mar 2023 at 1:57 | Open on freeradical.zone

Diego Ramírez

@lowqualityfacts Mastodon is brilliant!! Wild, anti-cars, and brilliant.

8 Mar 2023 at 2:02 | Open on dragonscave.space

Pat

@lowqualityfacts ain't it grand?

8 Mar 2023 at 2:09 | Open on mastodon.world

AskPippa🇨🇦

@lowqualityfacts Mildly addictive!

8 Mar 2023 at 2:20 | Open on c.im

Holir_

@lowqualityfacts it's crazy in here

my feed:
bad hackers
good hackers
Riker Googling
Ukraine News
Artists posting art
Low Quality Facts
Loading Ready Run
*me missing North East Ohio Sewer District*
LONG thread on very specific topic