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Darius Kazemi

born too late to do something you could only really do before you were born, born too soon to do something we speculate may be possible in the distant future past your estimated lifespan

7 Mar 2023 at 23:40 | Open on friend.camp
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mcc
blaine

@mcc @darius born too late to experience the infinite and overwhelming complexity of the early expansion of the universe, born too soon to use time dilation to experience unknown far-future realities

7 Mar 2023 at 23:46 | Open on mastodon.social
kirch

@darius

too late to Phreak, too soon to fight Terminators 😢

Luckily born just in time to make ChatGPT write Tracery grammars.

7 Mar 2023 at 23:43 | Open on tilde.zone
Darius Kazemi

@kirch born too late to see the Big Bang, born too soon to see the heat death of the universe

7 Mar 2023 at 23:44 | Open on friend.camp
Evan Davis

@darius but Doctor I’m born at the exact right time to be the great clown Pagliacci

7 Mar 2023 at 23:47 | Open on macaw.social
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ranjit

@darius born too late to be the first to ruin this joke format, born too soon to be the last

7 Mar 2023 at 23:47 | Open on friend.camp
nasser

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7 Mar 2023 at 23:50 | Open on friend.camp
ranjit

@nasser @darius if you had stopped earlier it could’ve been a quinine

8 Mar 2023 at 0:15 | Open on friend.camp
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Григорий Клюшников

I'm still hopeful that this whole "dying of the passage of time" won't be a thing soon-ish because all that ongoing longevity research will bear fruit sooner or later. Why now? Because now we're at the point when we've made enough progress in other areas that we can now build tools that allow reverse engineering biological systems like ourselves.

So I speculate that we were born at just the right time.

8 Mar 2023 at 1:51
pas un réseau social

@darius

so just do what you can ...

8 Mar 2023 at 2:03 | Open on toot.cat
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