@Gargron If you like scented candles, they sell one in Goop with scents of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar with a very misleading name tag!
https://shop.goop.com/shop/products/this-smells-like-my-vagina-candle?taxon_id=1175&country=USA

@Gargron I hear there’s special crystal balls that you can stick up some body orifice that will make your servers run faster.

Luckily for you I sell them, just $399 a pop.

@Gargron How goopy are you? That is the important question.

@Gargron

what would be worse - Google buys out Goop, or Goop buys out Google?

goople

or

Goog

@Gargron why didn't you just ask me???

@Gargron Curiosity wins out over fear: Did you find anything interesting?

@Gargron /spoiler
It will sink
#DasGoop