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Darius Kazemi

I think it would be quite humorous if Ernest, instead of being frightened into a stupor, were instead frightened into a state of extreme erudition and lucidity. My two cents. Thanks for reading.

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kit

@darius Ernest Goes to the Athenaeum (1989)

Darius Kazemi

This post brought to you by the fact that I think about "miak" every time the concept of milk enters my consciousness

Tim Saylor

@darius the Flowers For Algernon remake we didn't know we wanted

Greg Mitchell

@darius It seems completely in keeping with the style that he'd suffer a head trauma and suddenly become a college professor, or brain surgeon.

The plot would revolve around how being smart made him lose the essence of being Ernest, and all of his former friends would hate his new personality.

Having written that out, it feels like they must have made that movie (or maybe I'm just remembering the doppelganger plot of Ernest Goes To Jail)

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