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Chris Trottier

Meanwhile, your kids will ask you, "What's Twitter? Is that like Blaxogmuffin?"

You'll say to your kids, "Exactly like Blaxogmuffin—but mostly with text."

Your kids will ask, "Could you schnorg on Twitter?"

"No, it was a different time 😢" you'll reply, as you wistfully remember that glorious blue bird—before Twitter 3.0 killed its relevancy for good.

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Third spruce tree on the left

@atomicpoet If I had the $ I would totally reserve blaxogmuffin.com *right now.*

Chris Trottier

@tezoatlipoca Blaxogmuffin is the future.

At least until Zizzerzazzer comes along.

Laurens Hof

@atomicpoet@mastodon.social To miss the point here for a second: Blaxogmuffing and schnorg sounds surprisingly similar to BlurgleFroosh, which is a real clone of a Hubzilla project that someone made.

Advanced Persistent Teapot

@atomicpoet and then you'll tell them there was a time when you'd have to wait nearly a minute while your computer did a weird mating ritual dance involving screeching and hissing at another computer before you could do anything on the internet, and nobody else in the house would be able to call their friends at the same time, and they'll look at you in absolute horror

Cleopatra

@atomicpoet
'That was when we still thought typing or talking was the best way to interface with a computer. Some maniac even tested neural implants'

absulit

@atomicpoet after reading the whole thread this sounds prophetic. Also I was thinking: "how a Twitter 3.0 when you can't change the API"
So the innards will be the same Twitter, and they will have a shitty interface.

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