Meanwhile, your kids will ask you, "What's Twitter? Is that like Blaxogmuffin?"
You'll say to your kids, "Exactly like Blaxogmuffin—but mostly with text."
Your kids will ask, "Could you schnorg on Twitter?"
"No, it was a different time 😢" you'll reply, as you wistfully remember that glorious blue bird—before Twitter 3.0 killed its relevancy for good.
@atomicpoet If I had the $ I would totally reserve blaxogmuffin.com *right now.*