@Gargron "toot your heart out"

@Gargron
"Connect with others, on your terms"

@Gargron "Here is a pic of my cat, also here is a pic of me as a catboy"

@Gargron 'Share your posts' is too obvious

@Gargron toot your takes about oats

@Gargron "Finally enjoy social media again."

@Gargron “Be gay. Do crime.”

@Gargron Be gay do crime

@Gargron “Be gay, do crime.”

@Gargron something along the lines of "reclaim your feed" or "reclaim your media".

@Gargron

toot toot! 📢

@Gargron
"No Celebrities, No Nazis, No Jack, No Bullshit".

@Gargron "Look at all these cats!"

@Gargron Join the decentralized fediverse or something like that. I can't help compare it to twitter and theirs is "Share and discover everything that's happening right now" but I think mastodon should lean into the fact that it's still quite niche, but decentralized.

Eugen, "toot your most amazing toots"

@Gargron Have your healthiest discussions

@Gargron "Express yourself "

@Gargron
Actually, I thought TikTok's tagline was "We Never Met A Toilet Seat We Didn't Lick".

@Gargron "Be tootful." as a pun on "thoughtful" but also encouraging tooting

@Gargron rooty tooty fresh n' fruity

@Gargron “Excuse our constant tooting!”

@Gargron

Talk with your friends, without corporations trying to turn you into a revenue stream.

Own your own social space. Own your own conversations.

(I may be influenced by discovering that Twitter is currently tending to hide any links to Patreon, which is kind of terrible for someone whose main gig is 'drawing whatever the Muses ask her to, with the generous support of her patrons'.)

@Gargron "Doctor Doom toots as he pleases"

@Gargron maybe something in the direction of "share to the many or the few" could be a thing?

@Gargron "whatcha doin?"

@Gargron big titty alf

@Gargron Mastodon: Sound the trumpet of your future.

Sounds a bit cheesy, but all I can really think of that sticks to the elephant theme. Trumpets, like the sounds of an elephant's trunk.

When they say "human infrastructure," think about Westworld's meat robots using the bodies of the guests as railroad ties.

@Gargron fix the emojos

@Gargron Join *your* community. Make *your* community.

@Gargron
"Toot with the Best."

@Gargron smell your favourite toots.

@Gargron "Socialize with your peers" or something?

@Gargron “Enjoy your community”

@Gargron "The social network that really is social"

@Gargron "Connect with your friends, disconnect from the kleptocracy"

I am sure there is a better term than kleptocracy, but there is the gist.

@Gargron non serious funny answer : "Toot toot!" :D

@Gargron
Interact instead of just consuming.

Don't be the product.

Be who you are.