@Gargron This is John Mastodon

@Gargron *Camera pans back to show you resting your elbow on a small scale statue of Darth Vader giving Yoda a piggy back ride*

@Gargron you look very nice

@Gargron mastogod

@Gargron your #AltText isn't very descriptive?

@Gargron dank 😎

@Gargron Our hero of #Fediverse. 🥰👌👌

@Gargron would

@Gargron

@Gargron I immediately thought of the "oh look, it's a distinguished gentleman" meme. Love the energy.

@Gargron 🤔

@Gargron 😎 You look like you created a big social media company or something...

@Gargron is this a philosopher or a programmer? 🤔

@Gargron 🤔

@Gargron great photo

@Gargron 🤔

@Gargron garg you look like a real estate agent

@Gargron dapper!

@Gargron Ich mag deine lockeren Outfits lieber.

@Gargron iconic mr mastodon 🔥

@Gargron are you looking for captions?
Submission: “Hmm, where did that $44 billion all go?”

@Gargron Needs cat ears.

@Gargron Elon M. kann einpacken.

@Gargron Ich weiß nicht, ob ich dich als Entwickler jetzt noch erst nehmen kann.

@Gargron Angry Joe

@Gargron I expect you to federate Mr. Bond.

@Gargron Striking! A bit like the Mona Lisa… “What is he *really* thinking?”

@Gargron What kind of watch is that? I fancy myself a watch connoisseur, but I couldn't figure it out.

@Gargron Schön gestaltet, interessantes Bild, aber ich mag die Pose nicht. Und es ist eine Pose ;-)

@Gargron John Mastodon, Esquire

@Gargron

not sure about the propped hand ... were u about to scratch ur chin just as the shutter clicked and then tried to look nonchalant? ... cheers ... didn't realise u were such a young guy

@Gargron Nice photo, John :blobcatderpy:

@Gargron is that John Mastodon himself?

@Gargron I think you should have raised your little finger ...

@Gargron Stylish!

@Gargron Gosh! Not a single wrinkle nor skin blemish to be seen!!! Wow!

@Gargron Lookin’ sharp.👍🏼✨

@Gargron@mastodon.social xD

@Gargron cool

@Gargron The suit suits you really well. 😉 But that hand-on-the-chin-thing is a little over the top for my taste. I think formal attire works best when combined with a nicely relaxed smile and casual posture. But, as they say: never argue about taste… 😎

@Gargron hilarious 😅 looks good though

@Gargron pensive

@Gargron je préfère quand tu n’es pas rasé et décontracté comme sur celle de ton avatar : là, il manque les hochets de la réussite en arrière-plan, genre une tesla ou un jet :-)
Jolie photo mais tristement convenue, juste rassurante pour les investisseurs.

@Gargron
Looks better than Elon.😏

@Gargron I'm sure you do

@Gargron Very nice picture! 🌟🌟🌟

@Gargron "Hmmmm," {strokes beard} "You would like to give Mastodon venture capital? Hmmmm." {beard stroking abruptly ceases} "No. Next!"

@Gargron why do you need to hold your head up? You should see a chiropractor.

@Gargron No white cat Mr Mastodon?

@Gargron
Oh !
Me like.

Very business like.

@Gargron very harry potterish.....

@Gargron What's with the absolutely unnatural looking chin hold?

@Gargron

@Gargron too corporate/rigid/posed … 🙄

@Gargron what are you hiding on your chin?

@Gargron
#JohnMastodon

@Gargron Looks too corporate. I would lose the suit.

@Gargron Enters the phone booth as Eugen. Emerges as #JohnMastodon

@Gargron 🤔

@Gargron Loving it!!!!

@Gargron

@Gargron dapper

@Gargron It’s a good picture, but not sure I’d go with it. Show us the proof sheet and we’ll help you pick the perfect one.

@Gargron Very swish!

@Gargron total pro

@Gargron this you? #mastodoncats #mastodev