@oatmeal I know exactly what's going on in this ... *SQUIRREL*

Also, would you mind adding image descriptions please?

Image Alt: A character has stars in their eyes as they chase after a glowing creature wearing a cape labelled "Shiny new thing". In the background is a mound of bulbous creatures of various colours asking to be completed with a big label on the pile reading "Shit I really need to finish".