@hkz Some cats like kneading, this one likes mixing

@hkz the innocent face is what gets me lol. "mommy, why are you mad, I am not doing anything bad" literally as you take photographic proof lol

@hkz Great photo.

@hkz "cat" + "behave" does not compute, a true oxymoron. Great photo though. :)

@hkz A+ catting there, no notes.

@hkz if it fits, i sits

@hkz it is a perfect cat pedestal tbh

@hkz you can see from this photo why the Egyptians consider cats superior.

@hkz I'd love to see what the cat would do if you turned on the mixer while they were on it.

@hkz Apologies, but you forgot the quote marks around the word “innocent” in the caption.

@hkz @intransitivelie My eyes are up here.

@hkz That perch looks like a fun achievement for him

@hkz I let my bird sit on my kitchenaid🤣

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Ratatouille today?

@hkz "Look at me. I'm the baker now."

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But... isn't this the way a cat behaves? 😜

@hkz … a warm mixer motor plus a high perch are hard to beat …

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turn the oven to 375. add a pound of catnip.

@hkz Dude is standing on a thing called a “stand mixer”. This seems like correct behaviour.
Also RIP your dream of ever eating baked goods without cat hair in them.

@hkz cute

@hkz
My wife sympathizes completely; this is our sit-on-all-the-things cat, who recently decided the sewing machine was the best observation post.

@hkz That is hilarious, and super impressive! 😂 Gorgeous kitty!

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That casual tail claiming second kitchen machine.

@hkz This really looks like your cat is trying REALLY HARD to make friends with your wife!

So sweet!

Does your wife have any openness to the notion of taking "cat training"? I mean, for the purposes of interacting with your cat, not trying to train the cat...

@hkz that cat's butthole is waaaaay too close to that mixing bowl.

@hkz that's a stunning kitty.

@hkz Bwahahaha! That look on the kitty's face!

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He is beautiful though.

@hkz Did you try using his first, middle, and last names?

@hkz Remind her that cats are why Clorox wipes were invented. 🤣

@hkz what is it with cats & stand mixers?

@hkz I had to draw your wonderfully photogenic little kitty cat.

@hkz 😁

@hkz he’s simply stunning. Clearly, he is aware.