@lowqualityfacts Optimus prime fucked that lady

@lowqualityfacts All I have is vehicular manslaughter puns

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Dating a transformer is just a bad idea, no matter how you look at it.

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@lowqualityfacts "optimus prime turned over in bed and looked at his pregnant wife. 'I love living in this mansion with you, Optimus,' said his wife."

@lowqualityfacts if it's not something to do with Optimus Prime's little brother knocking up an earth chick, I have no interest

@lowqualityfacts Optimus pram

@lowqualityfacts And in the sixth month the rig Gabriel was sent from God unto a city of Galilee, named Nazareth…