@humantransit wow, those little unmanned electric trams at airports really put this to shame.

@humantransit Wow that is even worse than I thought.

@humantransit I've only heard about this, not watched it, and it's even worse than I thought.

@humantransit seems like a couple of cuts between 00:40 and 00:50 to avoid showing traffic 🤦‍♂️

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Ya, embarrassing, and highlights the dominant culture of the industry. Wonder if the city will put it to better use after the conference? It's needed some kind of underground #transit infrastructure for ever now.

"Happy rainbow lights."

@humantransit I love how they seem to have made the tunnels unnecessarily curvy, so that when this inevitably goes tits-up the city won't even have the option of installing a proper people-mover into them.

@humantransit @nigelsezyarr "I tried this and got back an image of the palace of westminster" ;)

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I think this is a great idea!
All cars are removed from the street and roads are replaced with trams, cycle paths, parks, tree lined walking paths 🤔👍

@humantransit It's genius. They even put him in a car with complete strangers so no one can say "at least it's more private than a train". 🤣

@humantransit one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen for sure.

@humantransit @suldrew really Disappointing that a CES attendee is completely non-discerning when it comes to technology. Sure, they are even more clueless about transportation issues in general, but so are most people.

@humantransit :helpme:

@humantransit it’s very difficult to imagine something less cool (within the realms of urban transport that is)

@humantransit that is somehow even more absurd than people just driving their own cars in it

@humantransit 🤣

@humantransit@mastodon.online IT"S LITERALLY JSUT A WORSE TRAIN

@humantransit This is the dumbest waste of tax dollars I have seen recently.

I can’t say “ever” because I’ve seen tax dollars pay for a LOOOOOT of stupid shit and the jury’s still out on which one’s the worst.

@humantransit this could've been a train.

Heise-Bericht:

#VegasLoop ausprobiert: Musks dümmste Idee ever?

»Jeder Wagen nimmt bis zu vier Gäste auf, plus Fahrer – obwohl es sich bei der Strecke geradezu aufdrängt, fahren die Autos keineswegs autonom!«

https://www.heise.de/meinung/Vegas-Loop-ausprobiert-Musks-duemmste-Idee-ever-7451566.html

@humantransit This is literally the shittest taxi tank ever.

Fucsake.

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He invented a space age Clown Car, and had the foresight to dig its grave at the same time.
Kinda clever.

@humantransit so he invented a worse subway?

@humantransit @malwaretech how long until Elon connects all teslas as a train and calls it a Tesla centipede?

@humantransit geez I still can't believe it. The only people who can be impressed by this is the people who have never ride a bus/train

@humantransit
Technology drives human evolution. The end point of evolution is extinction. This POS hole in the ground is proof positive we are very near that point.

@humantransit Oh wow, that's my fill of stupidity for the day.

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They could do air-conditioned tunnels with stores and stuff, and access to hotels, or overhead walkways, for all the money they spent on that.

@humantransit it gotta be a joke right? r-right? pleaase I beg you tell me it's a joke 😭

@humantransit One thing these future plans never take into consideration is the heavily inebriated guy throwing up all over the back seat. Not so glossy sci-fi then, is it.

@humantransit he literally invented a worse subway.

@humantransit even a freaking regular bus service would be orders of magnitude more efficient than this.

@humantransit "Elon's answer to traffic" is... a tunnel for cabs with fancy lights?

@humantransit Elon, your genius is showing!

@humantransit this is the F worst subway I've ever imagined. It's even worst in these videos.

@humantransit healthier just to walk…lasy Americans

@humantransit So they built something like a subway but with more personnel overhead and cars? 🤦‍♂️

@humantransit mf really made a worse subway and people suck his dick because he posts about memes and crypto scams he profits from

@humantransit so even in a closed system a Tesla can't drive autonomously?

@humantransit I don't understand. It looks like a Uber in a tunnel that's sold like a ride and a giant ad for Teslas.. that doesn't even make them look special.