Gregory's ServerFunny story BTW.....
As you can see, I have this very heavy (engine piston) ashtray on a sheet of kitchen paper on the table.
They used to tear it out from under - moving the ashtray a foot on the table - and rip it up every_single_day! until I went HMMM... and put their food and water on one as well; their very own kitchen paper sheet, so there.
Ever since...... quiet!
Crow Logic™ 😂