@ivory ⏰ 🕰️...

@ivory Hey Siri set a 5 minute timer! 👀👀👀👀

@ivory can’t wait!!

@ivory 👀

@ivory got that real apple event feeling

@ivory feeling that Black Friday / iPhone rush

@ivory 👀

@ivory

@ivory *deep breaths*

@ivory oh shit lets see how quick this goes!

@ivory 😎🤞

@ivory I feel so nerdy right now. It’s great.

@ivory it’s like Taylor Swift Ticketmaster all over again 😬

@ivory

@ivory @jackamick

@ivory

@ivory @mikey Ivory is about to open it's beta again if you're interested.

@ivory

@ivory THIS IS MORE STRESSFUL THAN TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS

@ivory so is this for users who already had access to the beta?

@ivory let’s DO THIS 🎉🎉🎉

@ivory let’s go!

@ivory

@ivory 😅

@ivory got TestFlight and am ready.

@ivory

@ivory It’s like waiting for Taylor Swift tickets.

@ivory this is mastodon's world cup

@ivory hello?

@ivory hold!

@ivory 👀

@ivory please!

@ivory link :p

@ivory will you toot a link or do I have to figure out where to go to get the alpha?

@ivory where's the link?

@ivory Refresh refresh refresh!

@ivory how do I get in 🍁😀

@ivory It has been 6 😉

@ivory refreshing every 5 seconds

@ivory exciting!

@ivory it’s time

@ivory 👀 still waiting

@ivory r u ok?

@ivory 👀

@ivory @nick

@ivory 👀

@ivory -puppy dog eyes-

@ivory 💀💀💀

@ivory it’s not working

@ivory

@ivory Wait...

@ivory Is there supposed to be a new link somewhere?

@ivory is this 5 minutes #elnotime?

@ivory 👀

@ivory the suspense…

@ivory soooo, was that it? did i miss it? i’m so confused

@ivory you guys are late

@ivory

@ivory cmon guys 😥

@ivory is there a link?

@ivory I sure hope we aren’t DDOSing your Mastodon server!

@ivory don’t we need a link?

@ivory waiting!!!

@ivory Saw the "5 minutes" notice and then nothing even 8 minutes later ... So something went wrong or you guys are swamped by people refreshing constantly 😛

@ivory *pant* *pant*

@ivory 👀👀👀🙏🙏🙏

@ivory invitation link?

@ivory this is killing me! Please save me from mediocre UI!

@ivory 👀

@ivory wait, are we supposed to use the same link?

@ivory did we swarm the tapbots instance maybe?

@ivory I think we broke it

@ivory Is there a new link we should be hitting? All your previous TestFlight links say the beta is full.

@ivory 👀👀👀

@ivory this is the longest 5 minutes of my life.

@ivory TIC TAC!!!

@ivory 🤞🏻

@ivory I got rate limited for refreshing too much 😂

@ivory Did I miss it?

@ivory 🔥 = server?

@ivory just sitting here spamming refresh 😅

@ivory 🥺🥺🥺🥺

@ivory I think I refreshed too much and my server is rate limiting me now.

I blame @charliemchapman for making me pound refresh for @ivory beta access. This is terrifying.

@ivory It's been a very long 5 minutes.

@ivory ⏲️ -5 Minutes!

@ivory 🤞🏼

@ivory
How does one get an invite link?

@ivory Refreshing like mad. Did you break Mastodon?

@ivory

@ivory Is it gone?

@ivory is this a joke? Lol

@ivory ahem! you good?

@ivory link?

@ivory is this being ran by my wife. Always late. Rofl

@ivory boo. Was refreshing feed for the last five minutes, and without a link posted it’s already full 😞

@ivory lol this is a fun and familiar feeling. Counting down the minutes till ✈️ .

@ivory pls I have a family to feed

@ivory 🥺